let
  status = code: "[STATUS] == ${toString code}";
  bodyContains = text: "[BODY] == pat(*${text}*)";
  maxResponseTime = ms: "[RESPONSE_TIME] < ${toString ms}";
  endpoints = [
    {
      name = "Forgejo";
      url = "https://git.kun.is";
      conditions = [
        (status 200)
        (bodyContains "Forgejo: Beyond coding. We forge.")
        (maxResponseTime 750)
      ];
    }
    {
      name = "Nextcloud";
      url = "https://cloud.kun.is/status.php";
      conditions = [
        (status 200)
        "[BODY].installed == true"
        "[BODY].maintenance == false"
        "[BODY].needsDbUpgrade == false"
        (maxResponseTime 750)
      ];
    }
    {
      name = "Paperless-ngx";
      url = "https://paperless.kun.is/accounts/login/";
      conditions = [
        (status 200)
        (bodyContains "Please sign in.")
        (maxResponseTime 750)
      ];
    }
    {
      name = "Radicale";
      url = "https://dav.kun.is/.web/";
      conditions = [
        (status 200)
        (bodyContains "Login")
        (maxResponseTime 750)
      ];
    }
    {
      name = "FreshRSS";
      url = "https://rss.kun.is/i/";
      conditions = [
        (status 200)
        (bodyContains "Login")
        (maxResponseTime 750)
      ];
    }
    {
      name = "KitchenOwl";
      url = "https://boodschappen.kun.is/signin";
      conditions = [
        (status 200)
        (bodyContains "<title>KitchenOwl</title>")
        (maxResponseTime 750)
      ];
    }
    {
      name = "HedgeDoc";
      url = "https://md.kun.is/";
      conditions = [
        (status 200)
        (bodyContains "The best platform to write and share markdown.")
        (maxResponseTime 750)
      ];
    }
    {
      name = "Cyberchef";
      url = "https://cyberchef.kun.is/";
      conditions = [
        (status 200)
        (bodyContains "CyberChef - The Cyber Swiss Army Knife")
        (maxResponseTime 750)
      ];
    }
    {
      name = "Pi-hole";
      url = "https://pihole.kun.is:444/admin/login.php";
      conditions = [
        (status 200)
        (bodyContains "Log in")
        (maxResponseTime 750)
      ];
    }
    {
      name = "Inbucket";
      url = "https://inbucket.kun.is:444/";
      conditions = [
        (status 200)
        (bodyContains "<title>Inbucket</title>")
        (maxResponseTime 750)
      ];
    }
    {
      name = "kms";
      url = "tcp://kms.kun.is:1688";
      conditions = [
        "[CONNECTED] == true"
      ];
    }
    {
      name = "Bazarr";
      url = "https://bazarr.kun.is:444/system/status";
      conditions = [
        (status 200)
        (bodyContains "<title>Bazarr</title>")
        (maxResponseTime 750)
      ];
    }
    {
      name = "Sonarr";
      url = "https://sonarr.kun.is:444/system/status";
      conditions = [
        (status 200)
        (bodyContains "<title>Sonarr</title>")
        (maxResponseTime 750)
      ];
    }
    {
      name = "Radarr";
      url = "https://radarr.kun.is:444/system/status";
      conditions = [
        (status 200)
        (bodyContains "<title>Radarr</title>")
        (maxResponseTime 750)
      ];
    }
    {
      name = "Jellyfin";
      url = "https://media.kun.is/web/index.html#!/login.html?";
      conditions = [
        (status 200)
        (bodyContains "<title>Jellyfin</title>")
        (maxResponseTime 750)
      ];
    }
    {
      name = "Jellyseerr";
      url = "https://jellyseerr.kun.is:444/login";
      conditions = [
        (status 200)
        (bodyContains "Sign in to continue")
        (maxResponseTime 750)
      ];
    }
    {
      name = "Prowlarr";
      url = "https://prowlarr.kun.is:444/system/status";
      conditions = [
        (status 200)
        (bodyContains "<title>Prowlarr</title>")
        (maxResponseTime 750)
      ];
    }
    {
      name = "Transmission";
      url = "https://transmission.kun.is:444/transmission/web/";
      conditions = [
        (status 200)
        (bodyContains "Transmission Web Interface")
        (maxResponseTime 750)
      ];
    }
    {
      name = "Syncthing";
      url = "https://sync.kun.is:444/";
      conditions = [
        (status 401)
        (maxResponseTime 750)
      ];
    }
    {
      name = "Traefik";
      url = "https://traefik.kun.is:444/dashboard/#/";
      conditions = [
        (status 200)
        (bodyContains "<title>Traefik</title>")
        (maxResponseTime 750)
      ];
    }
  ];
in
map (endpoint: endpoint // { interval = "5m"; }) endpoints